Toby the Human, is a person so they say.
He's a person now, and I've heard it said
That he's always been that way.
Oh, Toby the Human, is alove as he can be
And when he think, then he exists,
Just the same as you and me.
Two eyes two ears one mouth one nose
Appear upon his face
Thoguh some may shout, there is no doubt
His life form's carbon-based.
Toby the Human
Was born right here on Earth
He's lived his life with gravity
Since long before his birth.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety, thump, thump
Look at Toby be.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety, thump, thump
That's a human, I can see!
This silly little poem was sung with gusto at Toby's wake.